Princess Leia wearing a bikini does not mean she put out.

Yesterday’s post reminded me of other dolls from my childhood that I wish I’d had the foresight to hang on to.

BEHOLD THIS!

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Anatomically correct if Carrie Fisher had a nubby closed vagina.

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I had this doll and I loved her.  I made the mistake of taking the hair out of the buns (which were small plastic donuts).  I never got them back that way.

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In my nostalgia, I searched for her online.  And someone (I won’t say who) is selling THIS:

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Leia - sluttastic

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Seriously???  Come on, you sell DOLLS.  You can’t tell me you haven’t got some shit to throw on her.  Please.  Give her some dignity.

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And so another part of my childhood dies in a fiery ball of shit.

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