Princess Leia wearing a bikini does not mean she put out.

Yesterday’s post reminded me of other dolls from my childhood that I wish I’d had the foresight to hang on to.



Anatomically correct if Carrie Fisher had a nubby closed vagina.


I had this doll and I loved her.  I made the mistake of taking the hair out of the buns (which were small plastic donuts).  I never got them back that way.


In my nostalgia, I searched for her online.  And someone (I won’t say who) is selling THIS:


Leia - sluttastic


Seriously???  Come on, you sell DOLLS.  You can’t tell me you haven’t got some shit to throw on her.  Please.  Give her some dignity.


And so another part of my childhood dies in a fiery ball of shit.


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