and this is why I am single…

Conversation between me and potential suitor on dating site:

Douche Suitor: hi there gorgeous

Me: Hello!

Suitor: how are u

Me: Super!  You?

Suitor: ok, ty

HOW RIVETING.

Really??

If this was an attempt to bore me to tears, it was highly successful.  Go find a corpse, jackass.

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